Johnny 'Drama' Chase takes Turtle onto Craigslist to find a hookup, which leads to a bet between the two with Vincent Chase and Eric Murphy picking sides, and Ari Gold tries one last time to get his son into private school.
- Adrian Grenier as Vincent Chase
- Kevin Dillon as Johnny 'Drama' Chase
- Kevin Connolly as Eric Murphy
- Jerry Ferrara as Turtle
- Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold
- Perrey Reeves as Melissa Gold